No Soliciting - Vintage Sign Funny Anti-Social Humor Graphic Tee
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If your door had a personality, this would be it. 🚪😤
The “No Soliciting” Vintage Sign Tee delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, humor, and low-key boundary setting. Designed with a distressed, old-school sign aesthetic, this shirt looks like it came straight off a front porch that means business.
Whether you're dodging sales pitches, unexpected visitors, or just people in general, this tee says it all—so you don’t have to. 😎
Perfect for introverts, homeowners, remote workers, or anyone who values their peace and quiet. It’s bold without being loud, funny without trying too hard, and relatable in the most real way possible.
Wear it out, wear it in, or wear it when you absolutely do not want to be bothered. 🚫👀
Features:
- 🪧 Vintage distressed sign design (timeless + bold)
- 😂 Perfect sarcastic / introvert humor
- 🚪 Relatable everyday message everyone understands
- 👕 Easy conversation starter (or conversation ender)
- 🎁 Great gift for homeowners, introverts, and humor lovers
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Size Chart
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
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