Lewd Magazine Gift Card

NovelTee Clothing Digital Gift Cards are delivered electronically and can be used online toward any eligible purchase. They are perfect for last-minute gifts, hard-to-shop-for friends, and anyone who deserves to pick their own favorite NovelTee styles and brands.

1. Do Not Machine Wash - Cardboard and water are not friends.
2. Do Not Iron - Wrinkles add character. Melted plastic does not.
3. Store in Wallet - Preferred habitat: somewhere safe and easy to brag about.
4. Keep Away From Gift Thieves - Especially the ones who say, “I can hold that for you.”
5. Use Before Best Friend Borrows It - No expiration date, but trust issues are real.
6. Handle With Excitement - Side effects may include smiling, browsing, and spontaneous hoodie purchases.
7. If Bent, Remain Calm - It still works. Unlike most Monday mornings.
8. Do Not Throw Away Packaging - You may need proof that you’re the favorite.